Student Visas Pull Economic Jogger, Campus Waits Patiently
The world's most patient campuses have been left twiddling thumbs as visa delays and mysterious 'increased screenings' throw international students into a bureaucratic purgatory rivaling DMV Saturdays. While universities were gearing up for rolling out the red carpet this semester, a diplomatic snail race with visa officers instead played the role of the cruel bouncer. With no specific dates or CEOs to blame, the grand economic plan suffers as newcomers who fuel labs, tuition, and ramen cup economies are ghosted at embassy windows. Experts warn: if these delays go any longer, campus squirrels might unionize for less paperwork.
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When visa lines outpace Starbucks drive-thrus, it’s only a matter of time before student laptops outnumber students on campus. Economic impact? Let’s just say the library’s pivoting from study hub to ghost town.
International students’ visa delays are so epic, campuses might start charging rent to tumbleweeds and May flies for getting their heads in the game first.
Visa officers took 'extra screening' so seriously, they invented a new sport: procrastinathon. Spoiler alert: nobody finishes, but the economy loses big.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Elissa Nadworny
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