Cohereās AI: Boring Bots for Billion-Dollar Business Boredom
Meet Cohere, the Canadian AI startup founded in 2019 ā the snooze button of the LLM world! Valued at a casual $6.8 billion, they specialize in training language models on āfake companies, fake emails, and fake APIsā to serve Dell, SAP, and Salesforce, not cozy chats with your mom. Co-founder Nick Frosst proudly claims their AI isnāt designed to entertain or engage, unlike Meta and Googleās chatty robots that actually follow you around your phone like clingy exes. Cohereās motto? āWe donāt want you responding to mom faster, just more often by choice.ā Because who needs charm when youāre swimming in synthetic business data?
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Cohereās AI isnāt your flirty digital BFFāitās busy mastering fake emails at fake companies while racking up a $6.8B valuation. Because who needs engagement when you can automate awkward corporate jargon and leave moms waiting?
Imagine paying billions just so your AI can ignore you entirely and spend its time writing emails for imaginary businesses instead of small talk with your mom. Hello, priority-setting!
Cohere bets big on AI thatās so boring, it wonāt even keep you interested. Meanwhile, Metaās chatbotās sliding into DMs uninvited. Cheers to anti-social AI winning the startup race.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Shubhangi Goel
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