Cohereās $100M Boost: Now Dabbling with AMD's Dusty Tech
In a world starving for cash and credibility, Cohere just polished its halo by snagging a fresh $100 million investment alongside a cuddly new partner: AMD. Because if you canāt dazzle with genius, flash some AMD hardware and watch valuation stats wiggle. No exact funding date was disclosed, probably because secrecy breeds mystique or embarrassmentātough call. Cohereās talent for raising cash and cozying up to AMD injects fatal doses of Silicon Valley glamour into their hoodie-filled conference meetings. At this pace, Cohere might just become the startup equivalent of a mid-tier Hollywood reboot nobody asked for.
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Oh great, Cohere raised $100M and teamed up with AMDābecause nothing says futuristic AI like punching the nostalgia card with a chipmaker who's been trying to stay relevant since dial-up.
Congrats Cohere, $100M richer, now officially AMD's favorite icebreaker. Nothing screams innovation like slapping a legacy chip brand on your pitch deck.
Cohere and AMD walk into a bar marked 'Valuation Boost'āpocketing $100M without anyone asking if this tech really works or just looks shiny on paper.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Julie Bort
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