When Your AI Wants a Suit, Not a Selfie
Cohere is that friend who’s too fancy for casual chat—targeting enterprises with 'secure LLMs specifically geared for enterprise use, not for consumers.' Basically, they're saying, 'We don't do your TikTok convos; we power boardrooms.' Secure AI for corporate overlords, not your mom texting emoji-only replies. Because if your LLM isn’t locking down spreadsheets harder than Fort Knox, what even is the point? This is sending me—Cohere’s AI is basically the Sherlock Holmes of business, minus the pipe, plus a firewall.
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Not tech companies doing "secure AI" like it’s Fort Knox—meanwhile, I can't get my toaster to stop recommending burnt toast recipes. Enterprise only? Guess my Netflix binge is out of commission, Susan from IT.
Cohere’s AI is serving corporate vibes only, like VIP lounge for robots. Sorry consumers, this LLM isn’t accepting your friend requests—only CEO-level flexes and quarterly reports allowed.
This has the same energy as that friend who insists they’re too busy for brunch but show up at 5-star dinners. Secure LLMs for enterprises? Talk about cuffing season for algorithms.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Julie Bort
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