Climateâs Canceling Your Corner Coffee ShopâEnjoy Extinction!
Turns out, climate change isnât just roasting polar bears but also your local hipster hangout. As the article grimly warns, 'Climate change could wipe out your favorite small businesses,' which is a polite way of saying enjoy your pumpkin spice latte while you canâbecause those same breezy alley cafes might soon be a hot memory. When the planetâs on fire, even your kombucha startup doesnât stand a chance. Small biz lovers, brace yourselves: the apocalypse is just a caffeine shortage away.
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Nothing says 'support local' like realizing climate change is elbowing your favorite indie donut shop out of existence. Guess weâll mourn with a sad espresso and a carbon footprint heavier than their eco-conscious menu.
Climate change is that rude party guest who doesnât just trash the place but steals your artisanal soap and shuts down your favorite bookstore. Thanks, Mother Earth, was hoping to keep my niche hobbies extinct-free.
If climate change was a startup, itâd pitch 'Disrupting Small Businesses' and get all the venture capital. Spoiler: The ROI is your beloved neighborhood barista closing for good.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Tik Root
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