US Chipmaker's $46.74B Flex: AI Haters Need Chill Pills
In an epic mid-year flex, a US chipmaker boldly reported a sizzling $46.74 billion in revenue for Q2, casually telling AI skeptics 'not today, maybe never.' Despite rampant rumors AI might be just a fad—as fleeting as that one TikTok dance trend—this silicon superhero erased fears faster than your Wi-Fi drops during a storm. The report arrived as if dropping the mic, defying doomsayers who expected chips to crack under AI hype pressure. This real-life tech drama proves that sometimes, the only things bigger than inflated AI expectations are actual sales numbers that make CFOs sip iced tea off their Hawaiian shirts.
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When the chipmaker pulls a $46.74B revenue stunt, AI skeptics must be rethinking all those think pieces they wrote with their caffeine jitters and keyboard bravado. Facts: AI’s not a fad, it’s the GDP booster crashing your Monday.
Who needs AI skepticism when your revenue looks like it signed a 12-round title fight? Spoiler alert: the chipmaker just KO’d the haters with cold, hard cash.
The $46.74 billion question: Did anyone actually believe AI was a fad or just hedge funds testing exercise routines for their portfolios?
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Unknown
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