Xi Jinping Hosts Anti-Democracy Summit, Forgets To Invite Actual Friends
KEY POINTS
- •The U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission released a 700-page report on growing China-Russia-North Korea cooperation in 2025.
- •China’s PLA entered Taiwan’s airspace over 3,000 times in 2024, escalating tensions according to the commission.
- •The U.S. Space Force plans to boost funding and deploy aggressor satellites for space warfare simulations.
- •Donald Trump announced plans to visit China in 2026 after a recent successful meeting in South Korea.
Xi Jinping is crafting an anti-democracy Avengers team featuring Russia, North Korea, and Iran like it's the world's sketchiest group project. According to a 700+ page US-China Economic and Security Review dropped in 2025, China’s been cozying up to Russia's war machine and sharing cyber snacks. In 2024, PLA jets gatecrashed Taiwan’s airspace 3,075 times, which is pretty much nonstop harassment with military credit card declined vibes. Meanwhile, the US Space Force, led by Gen. Chance Saltzman, wants to launch aggressor satellites, basically space stalkers, so we can train how to play space laser tag. Oh, and Trump is still ping-ponging between praise and surprise visits to China scheduled in 2026. Because nothing says geopolitical stability like hosting buddies who ram coast guard cutters like bumper cars.
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China, Russia, North Korea forming a geopolitical boy band while US Space Force preps for space laser tag because war now requires fancy toys and viral videos of ramming boats.
When Xi builds a squad with Russia, North Korea, and Iran, it’s like assembling an escape room from hell—good luck escaping global chaos.
3,075 Taiwanese airspace violations in 2024? China’s definitely trying to set a world record in passive-aggressive military pop-ins.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/26/2025 | Author: Colin Demarest
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