Carrier Commissioning: Almost Ready, Pilot Training Pending Panic
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your pilot hats! A commissioning ceremony for a carrier (undisclosed superhero vessel) could splash into action as early as next month! But wait—before jet-setting into the horizon, those fancy carrier-based aircraft pilots still need to pass the training gauntlet. No 'Top Gun' magic shortcuts here! So while the shiny ceremony awaits, keep your popcorn ready for the thrilling sequel: 'Learn to Fly or Crash Trying,' set to premiere whenever training wraps up. Fun fact: No specific dates, companies, or dollar amounts announced, keeping us all in delicious suspense!
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Carrier commissioning set for next month—soon! But pilots still need flight training. It’s like throwing a party for a brand new spaceship but forgetting to build the rockets. Exciting chaos ahead in the skies!
Commissioning ceremony might come ASAP, but pilots haven’t even started flying lessons. So, celebration first, common sense later—classic military time management!
Next month’s carrier party looks promising if you don’t mind launching aircraft without trained pilots. Who needs safety when you have style?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Unknown
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