Chile’s One-Child Club Crushing U.S. Baby Boomers’ Dreams
Chileans have boldly embraced the solo child lifestyle with an average of just one kid per family—it's the 'very low' birthrate VIP lounge. While the U.S. is also "dropping," it's still on the fence about joining this exclusive club. According to the article, it's "unclear whether the U.S. will follow into the growing group of 'very low' birthrate countries," so American baby makers, hang tight; we’re still counting those strollers like it’s Black Friday.
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Chile’s average kid count: 1. U.S. birthrates: dropping but still indecisive about committing to being that crowd. Basically, babies are the new avocado toast—luxuries that might be over before you know it.
Looks like Chile bumped its birthrate down faster than my phone battery at 1%. Meanwhile, the U.S. is still buffering...to have kids or not to have kids?
One kid per family in Chile? Sounds like they swiped left on sibling rivalry and swiped right on adulting. The U.S. is just stuck in the friendzone of declining birthrates.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Brian Mann
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