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ChatGPT Throws Spotify Wrapped-Level Ego Trip with Em-Dash Stats

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  • •On December 22, 2025, OpenAI released 'Your Year with ChatGPT' for users in five English-speaking countries to review their chat history habits.
  • •The app tracks your total messages, chats, and number of em-dashes used, then dishes out personalized awards and pixel art reflecting your themes.
  • •Users with business accounts are excluded, and the recap ends with an uplifting message about finding resolution through conversations with the AI.

In a bold flex nobody saw coming, OpenAI unleashed 'Your Year with ChatGPT' on December 22, 2025, giving users in the US, UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia an AI-curated roast of their chat habits. It counts your em-dashes—because obviously that’s the new currency—and awards you titles like 'Most Likely to Google, "Is This Flight Worth It?"' despite you always asking ChatGPT itself. Free, Pro, and Plus users get pixel art inspired by their themes (mine featured matcha in Brooklyn—hipster cred fully achieved). Alas, business accounts get ghosted, so bosses won’t know you’re AI-obsessed. The recap ends with an inspirational hit about finding a place to "work things out" among your chats and existential dread.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/22/2025 | Author: Henry Chandonnet