Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Star in Ghosts of Moody Exes Past
In a cinematic twist of fate, Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi have been summoned by director Emerald Fennell to resurrect Emily Brontë's entire mood archive in an adaptation eagerly awaited by goth hearts globally. Set to release sometime when the sun decides to be dramatic, the film promises to ditch blockbuster pyrotechnics for brooding stares and wild Yorkshire weather. Insider reports suggest Robbie and Elordi bonded over existential dread during rehearsals, preparing to unlock soul-crushing vibes originally penned in 1847. While no budget figures have leaked, sources claim the production invested heavily in brand-new vintage costumes to trick viewers into thinking it's authentically 19th century, complete with umbrellas ironically inhibiting any romantic chemistry.
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Emerald Fennell directing Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi channel eternal teenage angst proves Hollywood believes haunting exes is timeless entertainment. Brontë’s original gloom never looked so expensive.
Casting Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi in a Brontë adaptation feels like hiring Renaissance painters to do TikTok sketches — deeply serious with just a hint of why are we even here.
If staring mournfully out of rain-drenched windows was an Olympic sport, this new Brontë adaption starring Robbie and Elordi would win gold, silver, and bronze simultaneously.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Matthew Strauss
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