Israel's Gaza Withdrawals: Hamas Checks Out, Tunnels Beware
In a plot twist smoother than your uncle's karaoke, Israel’s military announced completion of the first phase of withdrawing from Gaza—just in time to show off at Monday’s peace summit in Egypt. Meanwhile, Hamas, ever the subtle party-pooper, insists they’re ghosting any role in Gaza's postwar governance, calling it 'a closed issue' while still insisting they're 'fundamental' like a stubborn Wi-Fi signal you can’t quite dump. The IDF's next big to-do? Destroy every last Hamas terror tunnel in Gaza, with U.S. supervision, because nothing says peace like a multilateral demolition derby. The whole charade reads like a geopolitical group project nobody trusts, but Israel’s military boss has ordered the IDF to 'prepare for carrying out the mission,' presumably with less coffee breaks than usual.
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Hamas is dropping governance like last season’s hoodie but clinging to 'fundamental' status like a bad sequel nobody asked for. Israel’s next mission: tunnel demolition, starring the IDF and U.S., because international supervised destruction is the comfort food of peace talks.
Israel finishes phase one of withdrawal and Hamas pulls the classic 'we'll sit this one out' on Gaza governance, proving even militant groups hate committee work.
Nothing screams progress like coordinating the destruction of underground tunnels with international babysitters—the IDF and pals gearing up for the next round in Gaza’s demolition derby.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/12/2025 | Author: Yohannes Lowe
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