CDC Gets Bullet Points From Unlikely Health Inspectors
In an absolutely surreal twist, the CDC's Roybal Campus near Emory University was 'struck with gunfire,' leaving bullet holes in windows. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where the nation's top health agency signed up for 'target practice'? So let me get this straight: while they're busy defending us from viruses, apparently, they've also become a new shooting range. One official soberly noted 'Buildings on the CDCâs Roybal Campus...were struck with gunfire.' I guess bullet holes are the new antibody test resultsâboth equally unwanted and confusing.
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(1 of 3)CDCâs Roybal Campus just got some unsolicited bullet holes. Congrats, your vaccine passports now come with lead souvenirs! Who needs biohazards when youâve got these surprise target practice sessions?
Welcome to the CDC: fighting infectious disease by day, involuntary shooting gallery by night. Maybe the virus isn't the only thing âgoing viralâ here.
CDCâs windows took more shots than the average cocktail hour. Next thing you know, their COVID briefings will include ballistics reports!
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Daniel Payne
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