CDC Director ‘Fired’ or Ghosted? Pandemic Drama Unfolds
In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Susan Monarez has #NotExactly resigned as CDC Director after the Department of Health and Human Services tweeted she 'is no longer director.' Meanwhile, her lawyers claim she wasn’t fired or told anything – apparently, ghosting exists at the highest health levels now. No official resignation letter, no pink slip, just a tweet. This CDC leadership game of 'Who’s In, Who’s Out' is confusing Americans more than any virus ever could. Patients might wonder if viral misinformation now includes viral job status updates.
Share the Story
(1 of 3)CDC director's job status is now stranger than most conspiracy theories: officially gone, but lawyer says she neither quit nor was fired. Maybe it’s the new CDC test — can you diagnose invisible job losses?
Susan Monarez’s CDC exit is performance art: ‘No resigning, no firing, just tweet it and vanish.’ Honestly, at this rate, masks won't be the only things disappearing.
The CDC just invented a new public health method: confuse the public by ghosting your own director. Bet that’s more contagious than any flu strain.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
More Articles in US News
Man Applies to 200 Jobs with AI's Help, Still Does Own Eyerolling
Motorola Razr Flip Phones Finally Told They’re Secure Enough for 2027
KPMG’s Consulting Business Dies Dramatically While Staff Take a Hike
Pentagon Rolls Out Brain Health Tracking, Forgets Staff, Equipment, Common Sense
Nation's Crime Rate Crashes Like Your Uncle’s Pandemic Hangover
Texas Governor Regrets Encouraging Giant Server Barns, Now Halts 1800 Projects
70-Year-Old Foster Grandma’s Retirement Plan: Never Stop Parenting or Working
USPS Demands Voter Info But Swears Court Says ‘Nope’
