CDC Director ‘Fired’ or Ghosted? Pandemic Drama Unfolds
In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, Susan Monarez has #NotExactly resigned as CDC Director after the Department of Health and Human Services tweeted she 'is no longer director.' Meanwhile, her lawyers claim she wasn’t fired or told anything – apparently, ghosting exists at the highest health levels now. No official resignation letter, no pink slip, just a tweet. This CDC leadership game of 'Who’s In, Who’s Out' is confusing Americans more than any virus ever could. Patients might wonder if viral misinformation now includes viral job status updates.
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CDC director's job status is now stranger than most conspiracy theories: officially gone, but lawyer says she neither quit nor was fired. Maybe it’s the new CDC test — can you diagnose invisible job losses?
Susan Monarez’s CDC exit is performance art: ‘No resigning, no firing, just tweet it and vanish.’ Honestly, at this rate, masks won't be the only things disappearing.
The CDC just invented a new public health method: confuse the public by ghosting your own director. Bet that’s more contagious than any flu strain.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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