CDC Directorâs Dead Deer Drama: Fired Or Just Forrest Gump?
In a baffling twist that sounds like a Netflix thriller written by a committee, the CDC Director arrived at their office only to find a dead deer with the word 'Fired' carved into it. Yes, you read that right â not an email, not a memo, but an actual woodland creature turned grim office noticeboard. The act of wildlife bureaucratic messaging has no specified date or suspects, making it a mysterious event that underscores the blend of nature and corporate stress trauma. One can only imagine the emails bouncing around CDC HQ when they realized their weekly personnel updates had taken a very literal, very wild turn.
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Who needs HR emails when you have stealthy Thoreau-inspired deer bloggers delivering your job evaluations? The CDC director just got a memo from Mother Nature thatâs hard to misplace or ignore.
Guess the deer at CDC HQ was tired of slow digital communication and just took performance reviews back to basics â nature style. Someone order a chainsaw and a therapist?
Nothing says 'Youâre fired' like word-of-mouth from a woodland creature. Itâs the pinnacle of eco-friendly HR tacticsâkill two birds with one dead deer.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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