Cambridge Tracks Brambles to Play Hedgehog Habitat Detective
In a dazzling demonstration of using the latest in satellite technology, Cambridge researchers decided that the best way to find tiny hedgehogs was by first finding brambles. Because, of course, nothing screams 'hedgehog hotspot' like dense prickly bushes. This botanical satellite-bramble combo project, whose funding details and timeline remain as mysterious as the hedgehog's elusive instincts, is basically nature's version of stalking with high-tech spy gear. No word on whether the hedgehogs RSVP’d or were notified of this stalk-a-thon. This groundbreaking hedgehog habitat mapping via bramble detection redefines wildlife conservation priorities by combining fauna tracking with flora obsession.
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Cambridge researchers perfected cutting-edge CCTV bramble spying to find shy hedgehogs, proving if you can’t see them, just track their awkward home decor.
When you’re too cheap to laser-tag hedgehogs, just satellite stalk their thorny couch cushions.
Forget finding hedgehogs, the real mystery is how they convinced the satellites to focus on prickly bushes instead.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/26/2025 | Author: Benj Edwards
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