Camp Mystic Reloaded: Because Tragedy Deserves A Sequel
Camp Mystic, infamous for the July flood that tragically swept away 27 girls and counselors, is gearing up for a comeback next summer near the exact disaster zone. Forget Netflix reviving shows no one asked for—this is IRL horror with a theme park twist. The site, now gold standard for 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' is apparently perfect for some more fun in the great outdoors. Presumably, campers will be practicing their synchronized swimming survival skills and quick Ziploc bag packing. Local authorities have presumably perfected the phrase 'lightning never strikes twice,' which, spoiler alert, July floods have a habit of ignoring.
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(1 of 3)Only Camp Mystic could turn 'disaster zone' into a summer blockbuster sequel. Because nothing screams fun like face-to-face meetups with last year’s flood ghosts. Next up: Camp sequel with a cameo from storm clouds and poor decision-making.
Camp Mystic reopening next summer proves optimism is just a luxury disaster can’t afford. Nothing like swimming drills 2.0 in a flood playground to boost your survival stats.
If disaster tourism was an Olympic sport, Camp Mystic’s reopening deserves a gold medal. Return tickets sold separately—water wings recommended but optional.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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