Cambridgeshire Train Stabbing: Police Wanted ‘Plato,’ Not Philosophy
On November 1, 2025, a regular train ride near Huntingdon turned into an episode of ‘When Trains Attack,’ with nine people hospitalized for life-threatening stab wounds. British Transport Police apparently hit the wannabe action-movie button, declaring 'Plato'—their national code for a marauding terror attack—before surprisingly un-declaring it. This dramatic yo-yo move left everyone wondering if cops just wanted to sound smarter or confused the philosopher with their code words. Meanwhile, the Press Association confirmed ten were hospital-bound after the chaotic melee, and two unspecified suspects were arrested. Truly, nothing says 'All aboard' like a stabbing investigation getting more plot twists than a Netflix thriller.
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Cambridgeshire’s police almost called in Socrates after they declared ‘Plato’ for a train stabbing—because apparently, philosophy is the next step in fighting terror. Highlights include 9 stabbed, 2 arrested, and a code word that got stage fright.
Somewhere in Cambridgeshire, the police tried turning a stabbing into a philosophy seminar—code 'Plato' means terror attack, until it doesn't. Terrorists must be this confused too.
9 stabbed, 10 hospitalized, and British Transport Police decide they’re having a Greek tragedy: Stage ‘Plato,’ then improvise. Can the Aristotelian ethics squad help next time?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/2/2025 | Author: Kate Lamb
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