Man Sends 800 Threats, Still No Autocorrect Save
Michael Lewis has apparently taken ignoring personal boundaries to Olympic levels, bombarding Indiana Fever guard with more than 800 threatening social media messages. Prosecutors laid it out plainly: he 'sent the Indiana Fever guard more than 800 threatening social media messages.' Clearly, his typing fingers must be exhausted, but his commitment to stalking remains impressively relentless. One has to wonder if 800 messages were meant to scare or just flex his stamina. Either way, Lewisâs cyber commitment therapy definitely needs a timeout.
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Sending 800 threatening messages isn't persistence, it's just exhaustingâimagine caring that little about someone yet typing that much. Pretty sure even Alexa would request a restraining order for Michael Lewis.
Michael Lewis tried to get a restraining order typed against himself by sheer volume of threats. Plot twist: even his keyboard filed for therapy.
800 threats and still no response? At this point, I think the Indiana Fever guard just sees Michael Lewis notifications as calorie-burning cardio.
Source: Rollingstone | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Charisma Madarang
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