Salesforce AI Flops, Google Car-Dwellers & Senior Homebuyers Take Over
Welcome to 2025: Salesforce's AI wonder 'Agentforce' tanked harder than crypto, sinking shares 28% after CEO Marc Benioff asked if AIâs a human rightâspoiler, itâs more like a pricey maybe. Meanwhile, a Google hopeful proved job hunger equals questionable real estate, crashing in his car for three monthsâturns out, he was part of a secret Googler caravan. In real estate, millennials got kicked off the first-time homebuyer throne, replaced by silver fox 'repeat buyers' armed with equity and zero patience. Oh, and military influencers are turning Pentagon Twitter into the Wild West, juggling ethics like flaming swords while betting apps exploit legal cracks to turn America into one giant casino. 2025: Where human jobs go to mingle awkwardly with robots, and everyoneâs gambling except your LinkedIn connections.
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Google employees living in cars, Salesforce AI losing the money fight, and octogenarians snatching first homes like itâs Black Friday â 2025 is proving even dystopia canât keep up with this circus.
If Salesforceâs AI were a student, itâd be failing 'How to Actually Work 101' while living rent-free in a Google employeeâs car parked outside. Welcome to tomorrow, folks.
Nothing screams progress like ninety-year-old homebuyers owning more real estate than millennials, while robots shrink sales teams faster than a TikTok viral fad.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/9/2025 | Author: Jamie Heller
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