Salesforce AI Flops, Google Car-Dwellers & Senior Homebuyers Take Over
KEY POINTS
- •A man lived in his car for three months to secure a job at Google.
- •He discovered he was not alone, as other employees faced similar living situations.
- •Meanwhile, America's first-time homebuyers are dwindling, replaced by older repeat buyers.
Welcome to 2025: Salesforce's AI wonder 'Agentforce' tanked harder than crypto, sinking shares 28% after CEO Marc Benioff asked if AI’s a human right—spoiler, it’s more like a pricey maybe. Meanwhile, a Google hopeful proved job hunger equals questionable real estate, crashing in his car for three months—turns out, he was part of a secret Googler caravan. In real estate, millennials got kicked off the first-time homebuyer throne, replaced by silver fox 'repeat buyers' armed with equity and zero patience. Oh, and military influencers are turning Pentagon Twitter into the Wild West, juggling ethics like flaming swords while betting apps exploit legal cracks to turn America into one giant casino. 2025: Where human jobs go to mingle awkwardly with robots, and everyone’s gambling except your LinkedIn connections.
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Google employees living in cars, Salesforce AI losing the money fight, and octogenarians snatching first homes like it’s Black Friday — 2025 is proving even dystopia can’t keep up with this circus.
If Salesforce’s AI were a student, it’d be failing 'How to Actually Work 101' while living rent-free in a Google employee’s car parked outside. Welcome to tomorrow, folks.
Nothing screams progress like ninety-year-old homebuyers owning more real estate than millennials, while robots shrink sales teams faster than a TikTok viral fad.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/9/2025 | Author: Jamie Heller
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