Emma Stone: Alien CEO Abducted, Earth Snuffed Out by Closet Bomb
In 'Bugonia,' Emma Stone plays Michelle Fuller, a pharma CEO abducted by conspiracy theorist Teddy (Jesse Plemons), who’s convinced she’s an alien — a theory involving head-shaving, painful tests, and a ludicrous bomb strapped to Teddy himself. Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos, the man behind 'The Lobster,' the film ends with Fuller admitting she's been on Earth since dinosaurs roamed, genetically tinkering with humans (including Teddy's mother, played by Alicia Silverstone, for reasons unclear since it 'failed'). The moonlit finale: Fuller vaporizes humanity using a giant bubble over a desk model before viewers see humans drop mid-toast, mid-podcast, mid-life. Lanthimos insists the mass extinction is 'hopeful,' endorsing the reboot by death via closet travel and bombs. Because nothing says optimism like cosmic genocide with a gentle touch.
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Only in 2025 do you get abducted CEOs, alien origins, head-shaving for mothership communication, and a closet that doubles as a death trap. Emma Stone playing pharma CEO? Sure. But bombing yourself to prove someone’s alien? That’s peak human logic we’re all shamelessly failing at.
Plot twist: The ultimate boardroom merger is with extraterrestrials—and the exit strategy includes a bomb and a closet teleport. Who knew planetary genocides could come with such subtle staging?
Emma Stone abducted by conspiracy theorists? Sign me up for my company’s next shareholder meeting where self-delusion is a leadership skill and closets lead to motherships or instant death.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 11/3/2025 | Author: Jason Guerrasio
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