Government Ends Program That Made Broccoli Affordable for Humans
The federal education program designed to guide food stamp beneficiaries on 'how to find healthy foods and prepare them on a budget' is officially ending. Because who really needs help turning kale into anything edible, right? As the article states, this initiative 'helped food stamp beneficiaries find healthy foods and prepare them on a budget,' but apparently, that's canceled like a bad Netflix show no one binge-watched.
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Federal program that taught people to eat healthy on a budget? Cancelled. Guess salad is officially a luxury now, folks.
Ending the program that helped people afford veggies is like cancelling air because some got winded.
Guess the gov decided kale isn't snackable content. Healthy eating tutorial: terminated for no immediate clicks.
Source: Statnews | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Elizabeth Cooney
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