Brown Unchained: $50M for Jobs, Not Professors’ Rants
In a plot twist worthy of a B-movie, Brown University is shelling out $50 million to Rhode Island workforce development groups—because apparently, the Trump administration ghosted their research funding. Officials told us this grand gesture is to 'restore lost federal research funding,' proving once again that in 2024, even Ivy League schools need a bailout plan that involves paying other folks to do the real work.
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(1 of 3)Brown just gave $50M to workforce groups because the Trump admin lost their research money. Basically, Ivy League magic: when in doubt, throw millions at someone else and call it a fix.
Brown dropped $50M on workforce groups after the Trump admin played hide-and-seek with their research funds. Plot twist: No magic seminar for alumni, just cash for real-world upgrades.
Rhode Island workforce just got $50M from Brown—turns out academics do have one superpower: passing the buck into a giant check.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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