Zelos-450: The AI Smoker That Outsmokes Your Patience
Meet the Brisk It Zelos-450, the smart electric pellet smoker selling for $328.99 after a Labor Day chop from $449.99. It boasts 450 square inches of cooking space, hits 500Ā°F (closer to hell than your in-laws' living room), and connects to Wi-Fi so you can micromanage your meatās slow road to deliciousness from your phone. It took two humans an hour to assemble this high-tech barbecue babysitter, including wrestling with the Brisk It app and Vera AI, who politely suggests recipes like itās the Gordon Ramsay of your excuses to snack early. Cooking times can exceed 18 hoursāfinally, a gadget that matches the endurance of your worst relationships. Plus, itās cautious with wood pellets, probably to conserve your dignity. Add a waterproof cover for the inevitable rainy day grilling disasters.
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The Zelos-450 smoker: where your paycheck goes to slowly intimidate meat into tasting good, all while your Wi-Fi judges your procrastination and your food takes longer to cook than your dating life lasts.
Nothing says progress like a $329 smoker that spends more time trying to connect to Wi-Fi than your ex spends trying to call you back.
This pellet smoker has AI and voice control, because if your BBQ isnāt gathering data on your impatience, is it even smoking?
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/27/2025 | Author: Brandt Ranj
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