Leases Expire, i4 Drama Heats Up: Back to Dealer Blues
In an earth-shattering event that surely rocks dealership waiting rooms, a lease on a BMW i4āyes, that eco-friendly electric sedan that screams āI care about the planet but also speedāāhas come to a close. Our brave driver, clutching the wheel with a mix of relief and PMS (Post-Mileage Stress), announces with borderline enthusiasm that they simply 'can't wait' to return this gleaming symbol of cushy urban guilt there at the dealership. No dates, dollar amounts, or shout-outs to the salesman named Larry who probably just breathed a sigh of relief, but hey, at least the lease is over before they had to learn how to drive one of those Teslas with Face-ID. The saga of heating seats and electric whispers continues next lease cycleāstay woke.
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Leasing the BMW i4: Because nothing says sustainable living like racing back to the dealership to surrender your electric pride and joy. Can't wait? Same energy as waiting for your plant-based burger to taste like bacon. Lease life = emotional rollercoaster for EV lovers.
Finally giving back the BMW i4 lease? Thatās like breaking up with someone just because the Netflix password changed. Electric love short-lived, but those EV vibes linger!
Don't underestimate the power of saying 'I can't wait' to return your lease. That phrase ranks right below 'Let's pivot' in corporate escape language. Goodbye i4, hello dealer desk!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Connie Loizos
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