Campers Now Powered by Coffee Machines, Not Nature
In a shocking turn of events, Bluetti has announced the AC2P Portable Power Station, priced at just $169 on Amazon, Walmart, and Lowe’s. Experts confirm it 'can keep your phone, laptop, and other electronics charged when a traditional outlet is nowhere to be found.' The 7.9-pound miracle device boasts six outlets, including a cigarette lighter, and a jaw-dropping 'Power Lifting Mode' that manages up to 600W to keep your coffee machine running while camping. Sources report it even functions as an uninterrupted power supply during blackouts, making nature optional.
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Why rough it in the woods when you can bring the entire office and espresso bar? Camping just got downgraded to ‘Outdoor Suburban Living’ with a portable power station that powers your coffee addiction and WiFi all night long.
Variant 1: Congrats to the AC2P for turning ‘roughing it’ into ‘charging it’—because who needs fresh air when you have six outlets and a cigarette lighter socket?
Variant 2: Bluetti’s AC2P is basically a Swiss Army knife for urbanites lost in nature, like a Kardashian at a family picnic but with better battery life.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Brandon Russell
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