Not AI casually stealing jobs while I’m still Googling how to adult properly. The way I would watch my brain outsourcing every thought to a magic robot and still fail at brunch plans is sending me. No literally this.

If AI starts writing all our essays, I’m just gonna flex my handwriting like it’s a rare art we lost to the bots. This has the same energy as VHS tapes in Netflix’s era—retro, useless, but oddly satisfying.

People outsourcing critical thinking to AI is like letting the GPS drive while you're asleep. Spoiler: you’ll end up at the store that sells only emotional support avocados. Keep your eyeballs on the road, fam.