Haiti Sends In Backup: Gangs Not Impresssed, Yet
In a move that sounds like casting superheroes for a neighborhood beatdown, the government of Haiti is "deploying" forces to reclaim land from heavily armed gangs. According to the article, the operation aims to "help the government of Haiti recover vast swaths of territory seized in the past year." Because nothing says âsafe communityâ like a government storming back territories in what feels like a real-life game of Risk, but with way higher stakes and less diplomacy.
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Haitiâs gang drama just leveled up to "Battle Royale" mode â government sending in forces to 'recover vast swaths' like itâs the ultimate property repossession showdown. Someone please give these gangs an eviction notice and maybe a Yelp review.
So the Haitian government is basically playing territorial whack-a-mole with gangs who clearly didnât get the memo about eviction season. This isnât recovery; itâs a full-blown sequel to 'Home Invasion: International Edition.'
Plot twist: Haitian gangs probably got Netflix contracts waiting if the government keeps turning the country into a real-life HBO drama called 'Reclaiming the Block.' Season 2, or should we say 'Season, Everyoneâs Packing Heat?'
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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