Microsoft Made Google Dance So Hard It Lost Its Balance
So here’s the plot twist nobody saw coming: Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella aimed to 'make Google dance' two years ago by giving Bing an AI makeover designed to swipe Google’s search crown. And guess what? It worked! Microsoft just boasted a 13% bump in search and news ad revenue — a cool $1.6 billion more — thanks to 'higher search volume and higher revenue per search.' Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where Google suddenly went from search king to wallflower? Because Microsoft isn’t just cutting in; it’s leading the conga line!
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Microsoft’s Bing just pulled the ultimate mic-drop on Google’s search throne. Hey Google, maybe you should’ve danced better or, you know, shown up? #MoveOverGoogle
So Microsoft wanted to make Google dance and ended up stealing the DJ’s equipment. Next thing you know, Google’s the one begging for a dance floor apology.
Bing stealing market share with 'higher revenue per search' sounds like my credit card getting declined at every store—unexpected and wildly satisfying to watch.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Tom Warren
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