Microsoft Made Google Dance So Hard It Lost Its Balance
So hereās the plot twist nobody saw coming: Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella aimed to 'make Google dance' two years ago by giving Bing an AI makeover designed to swipe Googleās search crown. And guess what? It worked! Microsoft just boasted a 13% bump in search and news ad revenue ā a cool $1.6 billion more ā thanks to 'higher search volume and higher revenue per search.' Oh, Iām sorry, did I miss the part where Google suddenly went from search king to wallflower? Because Microsoft isnāt just cutting in; itās leading the conga line!
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Microsoftās Bing just pulled the ultimate mic-drop on Googleās search throne. Hey Google, maybe you shouldāve danced better or, you know, shown up? #MoveOverGoogle
So Microsoft wanted to make Google dance and ended up stealing the DJās equipment. Next thing you know, Googleās the one begging for a dance floor apology.
Bing stealing market share with 'higher revenue per search' sounds like my credit card getting declined at every storeāunexpected and wildly satisfying to watch.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Tom Warren
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