Seven-Hour Playlist: Because Who Needs A Life Anyway?
Fans rejoice and their calendars weep as a seven-hour playlist of unreleased live recordings and outtakes finally drops, featuring the first-ever performance of 'Scenes From an Italian Restaurant.' According to sources, it's a treasure trove where 'every second counts' if your idea of time well spent is historical audio excavation. Experts confirm the playlist is the audio equivalent of watching paint dry on a speedboat, but hey, at least it’s all 'first-ever' and 'live.' The release seems aimed at hardcore enthusiasts who reportedly have 'already prepared snacks and a playlist endurance plan.'
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Only hardcore fans will listen to a seven-hour playlist featuring outtakes because binge-watching just isn't extreme enough anymore. Sleep timers everywhere are being retired.
Seven hours of outtakes? I didn't know bands were collecting moments worse than my karaoke nights.
This seven-hour playlist is like marathon-running through an old family photo album — painfully detailed and somehow more nostalgic than anyone needs.
Source: Rollingstone | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Daniel Kreps
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