Bill Gates Drops $2.5B On Womenās Health, Cuts Still Happen
In a world where billionaires try to look like superheroes, Bill Gates stepped up with a hefty $2.5 billion investment into women's health. Amid the chaos of U.S. global health funding getting hacked down, he told STAT, 'Weāre trying to fill some of that gap.' Because nothing says "fighting global cuts" like throwing Monopoly money at the problem while Washington sideshows continue. Itās like putting a Band-Aid on the Titanic, but hey, at least itās a fancy Band-Aid.
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Bill Gates throwing $2.5B at womenās health while global funding gets chopped feels like using a fire extinguisher to stop a hurricane. Billionaire priorities: subclass saving with headset on.
Imagine cutting global health funds but still expecting billionaires to play Nurse Mike. Bill Gates just RSVPād with a $2.5B bandage. Can we get a billionaire subscription plan for this?
Bill Gates investing billions in womenās health is cute, but also reminds me of using a jet ski to clean an oil spillāimpressive, but letās not quit the real job.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Alex Hogan
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