Jimmy Kimmelâs Suspension: 1950s Woke Scare 2.0 with FCC Sauce
In a spicy 2025 remix of the 1950s Red Scare mashup, FCC Chair Brendan Carr apparently gangsta-texted ABC like a boss: 'Remove Jimmy Kimmel or else.' Kimmel got suspended for daring to call Charlie Kirk's assassin a monster, proving that bratwurst-loving government soft coercion is still the flavor of the day. Cue a virtual Avengers free speech squad including Barack Obama, Joe Rogan, and Disneyâs ex-CEO Michael Eisner yelling at the FCC playground bully. Meanwhile, private corporations roll like good little satellitesâTarget axed DEI, Paramount coughed up $16 million to Trump over Kamala Harris edits. JD Vance hopped on the snitch train, rallying Americans to call out celebrants of evil. A true democracy jamboree!
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Nothing screams free speech like a government official whispering 'suspend that guy or else' while corporations pivot faster than a TikTok challenge to stay on the FLOTUS-approved playlist of 'acceptable opinions.' Welcome to Woke Scare 2.0, folks.
When your government canât shut down speech so it just politely begs private companies like, 'Pretty please, suspend him?' Thatâs the plum pudding of jawboning, served cold with a side of McCarthy nostalgia.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr: the adult who throws a tantrum and then recruits corporate drones like GE and GM circa 1950s loyalty reviews. Same popcorn, different era â same old snack of 'nudge-nudge, hush-hush.'
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/21/2025 | Author: Benjamin Wofford
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