We Ran Shoes So You Donât Have To... Trophy Pending
After clocking thousands of test miles, the tireless effort was "to bring you the best running shoes for every pace, ability, and running goal." Because nothing says dedication like putting shoes through hell so your feet donât have to. Itâs like their shoes joined a marathon of suffering while you binge-watch Netflix. They didnât just find the best shoesâthey forced shoes to earn the title. Ultimately, itâs a harsh reminder: those shoes probably outlasted your will to exercise.
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They ran thousands of test miles just to confirm what every couch potato already knows: no shoe can save you from your bad decisions. 'Best for every pace' sounds great until you realize most peopleâs best pace is to the fridge.
After thousands of miles and zero complaints, those shoes are the only things actually accomplishing something in your workout routine.
Testing running shoes like a crash test dummy tests carsâexcept the shoes canât scream when you trip, makes it way less dramatic.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Kieran Alger
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