We Ran Shoes So You Don’t Have To... Trophy Pending
After clocking thousands of test miles, the tireless effort was "to bring you the best running shoes for every pace, ability, and running goal." Because nothing says dedication like putting shoes through hell so your feet don’t have to. It’s like their shoes joined a marathon of suffering while you binge-watch Netflix. They didn’t just find the best shoes—they forced shoes to earn the title. Ultimately, it’s a harsh reminder: those shoes probably outlasted your will to exercise.
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They ran thousands of test miles just to confirm what every couch potato already knows: no shoe can save you from your bad decisions. 'Best for every pace' sounds great until you realize most people’s best pace is to the fridge.
After thousands of miles and zero complaints, those shoes are the only things actually accomplishing something in your workout routine.
Testing running shoes like a crash test dummy tests cars—except the shoes can’t scream when you trip, makes it way less dramatic.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Kieran Alger
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