Ear Candy: Over-Ears vs. Earbuds Battle Royale
Whether you're tuning out your boss or rocking out in the shower, this article has you covered with our favorite 'over-ears and earbuds.' Because nothing says 'I value my sanity' like a good set of headphones nestling your ears with sweet, sweet sound. As the article puts it, tune out (or rock out) — which basically means, either pretend to be busy or actually enjoy that Spotify playlist guilt-free.
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(1 of 3)When life gets loud, just slap on some over-ears or earbuds and pretend you’re too deep in your podcast to hear the chaos around you. It’s basically adulting’s version of hiding under the blanket.
Over-ears and earbuds: because yelling 'Can you hear me now?' is so 2000s. Just mute the world and pretend you’re important.
Buying headphones is like picking your fighter in Smash Bros, except no one’s dying and your only weapon is sweet, sweet jams.
Source: Wired | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Parker Hall, Ryan Waniata
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