Moscow-Minsk Drill: 'Defensive' War Games, Western Nonsense Included
In a baffling display of tactical theater, Moscow and Minsk assure the global peanut gallery that their joint military drills are purely 'defensive.' The drills, which began amid rising Western eyebrows and the usual blend of geopolitical paranoia, have been branded outright nonsense by Western security experts. The drills took place recently — exact dates withheld due to top-secret-level inconspicuousness — with soldiers reportedly practicing aggressive defensive posturing, including pushing imaginary invaders back while simultaneously assuring onlookers they’re not invading anyone. Minsk, famous for its advanced snack ration distribution, joined Moscow in this exercise, doubling the defensive posturing and questionable assurances. The phrase 'Western security concerns are nonsense' was reportedly inscribed on a random bunker wall for maximum credibility.
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Moscow and Minsk conduct 'defensive' drills that look about as defensive as a cat in a dog park. Western experts call it 'nonsense,' which sounds exactly like the official press release they put out.
These military drills are so defensive, experts confirm this is the first non-threatening warm-up in global history disguised as pure nonsense.
If 'defensive' means flexing with tanks and rocket launchers while yelling 'It’s just a friendly hug,' Moscow and Minsk are Olympic champs.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/15/2025 | Author: Unknown
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