Grand Jury Rejects Trump DOJ Charges So Often They’re Thinking of a Loyalty Card

KEY POINTS

•A federal grand jury unanimously rejected the Justice Department's attempt to indict six Democrats over a military video.
•Trump's ICE border surge ended after shootings sparked protests and corporate backlash, with polls showing declining immigration support.
•House Republicans joined Democrats to overturn Trump's tariffs on Canada following a rare floor rebellion against GOP leadership.

As 2026 tips its hat to Trump, the MAGA circus sees resistance popping up faster than bad toupees at a Trump rally. The Justice Department’s attempt to indict six Democrats urging troops to refuse "unlawful orders" saw its FIFTH grand jury walk out unimpressed, while Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s vendetta against Navy vet Sen. Mark Kelly got shut down for unconstitutional shenanigans. Meanwhile, after Minneapolis murder protests and corporate sighs, Trump’s border czar Tom Homan killed his 10-week ICE raid surge. The President acknowledged a "softer touch" might be wise — NBC polls agree, as Americans start ghosting his immigration tough guy act. On the legal front, nearly every National Guard troop got the axe in LA, Chicago, and Portland. Also, six brave House Republicans teamed with Democrats to gut Trump’s Canada tariffs after a floor rebellion led by GOP rebels. The DOJ’s droppable Epstein files unleashed such chaos Mike Johnson criticized tracking what lawmakers searched. Oh, and then Trump, having recently threatened to invade Greenland like a real estate broker with bullets, timed out amid European rage and congressional finger-wagging. Meanwhile, DOJ probes Fed Chair Jay Powell, with Republicans threatening to block his successor Kevin Warsh unless Justice drops it. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt doubles down calling Trump the 'unequivocal leader,' even as Deference Season 1 is so last year.