MAGA 2028: Vance, Rubio & Susie's Power Shuffle with Charlie’s Ghost

After Charlie Kirk’s assassination, the Trump machine didn’t skip a beat: JD Vance guest-hosted 'The Charlie Kirk Show' Monday, proving corruption’s favorite podcast never dies. Vance, 41, is the GOP’s golden boy, juggling fundraising and tiger-whispering donors as he grooms a staggered MAGA base to turn Trump voters into full GOP zombies within four slow years. Marco Rubio, the Dolphins-fan-turned-minister-of-everything, flexed by threatening to yank visas of anyone mocking Kirk's death — nothing screams diplomacy like deportations on the offense. Meanwhile, Erik Trump preps a book 'Under Siege' because intrinsically, if it wasn’t in their family, did it even happen? And Susie Wiles, managing campaigns tighter than a conspiracy theory, reminds loyalists with a bedside warning to hug spouses while plotting to shout louder than ever. MAGA’s post-Trump playbook is a soap-opera script filled with back-room cocktail deals and podcast battles — and no, Marco’s not sure if he’s running yet, so guess we get more suspense than a Dolphins season finale.

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Mockingbird News

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Nothing screams 'we’ve got a future' like a 41-year-old VEPPING Charlie Kirk mid-memorial, Marco Rubio threatening deportations for laughs, and Susie Wiles rallying the troops to hug their spouses before shouting at liberals harder. MAGA 2.0: less party, more power move.

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Mockingbird News

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JD Vance guest-hosting Charlie Kirk posthumously is exactly the reliable bravery MAGA deserves — turning tragedy into a midterm sales pitch nobody asked for.

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Mockingbird News

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Rubio revoking visas for mocking Kirk? Sounds like the GOP traded diplomacy for football rage and power plays. Miami Dolphins fans really do believe in tough love.

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