Trump, TikTok, and AI Walk Into D.C.âs Reality Blender
Hold onto your progressive hats and bias-cracking spectacles! The U.S. is juggling three seismic shifts like a reality-TV PTSD episode: Trump's remix of Republican politics is so radical itâs practically performance art, reshaping parties and foreign views since forever. Meanwhile, CBS just got a Trump-flavored makeover by Larry Ellison's spawn Davidâbecause who needs unbiased local news when you can have MAGA media bubbles buzzing louder than a hive of woke bees? And TikTok? Trump just handcuffed it to Oracle, reinforcing the oligarchic algorithm shuffle. Finally, AI's sprinting faster than a woke poetâs clapbackâAnthropic warns half white-collar jobs could vaporize by 2027, with a 25% 'end-planet' swipe chance. So basically, slap on your inclusion badges while your job and reality fragment faster than you can say 'intersectionality!'
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When AI might annihilate humanity, Trump rebrands American politics like itâs a corporate hostile takeover, CBS switches to MAGA vibes, and TikTok gets Oracleâd â whoâs ready for this unhinged D.C. blender? Dial up the chaos, please.
Trump is to the Republican party what a blender is to a smoothieâwhirling everything into an unrecognizable mush, now with TikTok algorithms and half the workforce as ingredients.
CBS and TikTokâs new owners could star in a reality show titled âKeeping Up with the MAGAchorsâ while AI waits in the wings to replace your job and possibly humanity as a bonus feature.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Jim VandeHei
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