Stock Market Bubble: From Tech Titans to Tariff Terror!
The 2025 stock market is like that overenthusiastic friend who caught every tech gadget and still has their eyes on health care and consumer stocks. Lori Calvasina from RBC Capital Markets laments, markets are 'starting to run out of room,' with spots to stash cash drying up faster than your avocado toast left out in the sun. Even small caps are 'getting elevated,' and with the Dow Jones hitting new highs buoyed by UnitedHealth (thanks, Buffett!), investors are hopping sectors like it's musical chairs on Wall Street. But beware: fewer rate cuts or stubborn inflation could make this frothy cake crumble.
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Stock market’s so bubbly it might pop faster than that guy’s respect for diversity training after he tries to explain Twitter jargon at Thanksgiving.
Tech stocks got so pricey even Warren Buffett said, 'I sense a froth overload!' It’s like Thanos snapping fingers, but Buffett’s just buying shares instead of Infinity Stones.
Investors rotating through sectors like they’re switching yoga classes but realizing all the mats are sticky and there’s no more room to stretch that valuation. Namaste poor returns.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: Madison Mills
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