Wall Street Bailout? EU Banks Prepare to Ghost Climate Coalition
So let me get this straight: inside the world's biggest climate coalition for banks, whispers of a Wall Street exodus are turning into a full-on 'See ya!' party, and the European Union could be next in line. 'Inside the worldās largest climate coalition for banks, thereās speculation that an exodus led by Wall Street could be about to spread to the European Union.' Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where these financial giants pledged to save the planet instead of saving their wallets? Plot twist: the coalitionās more like a group chat where nobody wants to RSVP.
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Banks forming a climate coalition only to bail faster than someone spotting a vegan at a BBQ? Wall Streetās lead role in that great escape deserves an Oscar for Best Hypocrisy.
The world's largest climate coalition is turning into the biggest disappearing act since my paycheck after taxes. Wall Streetās ghosting the EU faster than my ex left my texts on read.
Wall Street starts a climate gang but quits before the pizza arrives. Now EU banks are worried about catching that cold shoulder. Next move: recession or disappearing like free samples?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/16/2025 | Author: Unknown
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