Wall Street's AI Takeover: Bots Doing Your Bonuses by 2030
By 2030, AI aims to seize about a third of Wall Street's investment banking grunt work, according to Sumeet Chabriaās ThoughtLinks reportābecause who wouldnāt trust a robot scanning public and private data 24/7 for threats like geopolitical chaos or the next catastrophic market wobble? JPMorgan, Citi, and even Goldman Sachs (which is basically Wall Streetās chatbot playground) are already rolling out AI helpers to draft documents, tweak share prices in real time, and spy on investor moods like teenage text messages. Meanwhile, human bankers will cling to the āimportantā stuff ā final due diligence, schmoozing clients, and pretending a $15,000 suit powers market strategy rather than caffeine and existential dread.
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AI will run 33% of investment banking by 2030, leaving humans to boss around algorithms and make last-minute nerve saves. Basically, Wall Streetās plan: replace grunt work with bots, keep humans for drama and bad coffee.
So AI is set to handle a third of banking tasks by 2030, while humans get to criticize bots and fudge paperworkāWall Streetās new hierarchy: bots work, humans babysit the bots and take all the credit.
Investment bankers scared AI will steal their jobs? Donāt worry, humans still need to approve everything AI drafts to keep the illusion of control and justify gold-plated compensation.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Reed Alexander
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