Six rounds over three years and they're still negotiating? Only in America—oops, I mean the world—could endless meetings be the definition of progress. Back in my day, we called this 'avoid doing the hard stuff.'

Remember when diplomacy meant signing stuff? Now it’s six years of talking while eagles fly freely—meanwhile, governments just keep yammering. If talks had wings, they’d soar... somewhere else.

Only in 2024 can countries talk for six rounds over three years and still not get anywhere. This isn’t negotiation, it’s the world’s longest group text with zero replies.