Coalition’s Nuclear War: Net Zero or Bust, Says T-Shirt Hero Andrew Bragg
In Australia’s political Hunger Games circa October 29, 2025, the Coalition’s energy policy is more fractured than a dropped smartphone, squabbling over whether to keep the 2050 net zero target or throw it in the recycling bin. Amid the chaos stands shadow housing minister Andrew Bragg, clutching net zero like it’s a winning lotto ticket and claiming Labor’s policy was a 'disaster'—because nothing screams ‘green leadership’ like endless bickering. Bragg also dared to lament the nation’s survival without the Liberal party’s drama, questioning what the nation would gossip about if they disappeared. Meanwhile, relevant critiques like Australia’s trillion-dollar debt and spiraling house prices get the silent treatment because apparently, the Prime Minister’s plane-T-shirt is the hill to die on. At this rate, keeping uniforms ironed might be Australia's biggest export.
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Nothing says energy policy like debating a 2050 target while the PM’s wardrobe gets more heat than Australia’s trillion-dollar debt. Net zero or a net mess? Spoiler: Andrew Bragg apparently prefers shouting at shirts over solving actual problems.
Watching the Coalition argue over 2050 net zero like it’s a family Christmas dinner dispute — except with more debt and fewer desserts.
Andrew Bragg: proving you can dissolve an entire party’s energy policy by obsessing over T-shirts and making ‘disaster’ a political brand.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/29/2025 | Author: Krishani Dhanji
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