Senator Demands Flag Police, PM Must Pose Solo for Unity
In a truly patriotic plot twist worthy of an Aussie soap opera, Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price is not just doubling, but tripling down in 2025 on criminalising the burning of the Australian flag. Sheâs even called out Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, demanding he only stand in front of ONE Australian flagânot threeâbecause apparently multiple flags cause national division. Priceless reasoning from Jacinta, who laments 'a lot of Australians have been vilified' and are unfairly branded racist for loving their country and flag. Meanwhile, the PMâs thirds-of-a-flag backdrop is apparently a chaotic symbol of division, making Parliament sound more like a flag fashion show gone wild.
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Nothing screams national unity like a senator demanding criminal laws against flag burning and demanding the PM pose solo with just one flagâbecause apparently, more flags mean more division. Next up: a single wombat for peace talks.
Jacinta wants the PM standing solo with a flag because apparently flags have feelings too and multi-flag setups cause PTSD. Who knew nationalism was this delicate?
If youâre feeling divided, fear not: the solution isnât dialogue or policies, itâs extreme flag staging and outlawing flag fires. Australian unity, Australian style!
Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/4/2025 | Author: Caitlin Cassidy and previously Krishani Dhanji
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