Taiwan’s Not Invited to Talisman Sabre, Party’s On China’s Couch
In a stunning revelation from Australian politics, Labor’s Tanya Plibersek declares 'We’re not currently considering involvement of Taiwan in exercise Talisman Sabre,' prioritizing regional stability by avoiding 'unilateral changes' between China and Taiwan. Meanwhile, Israel complains aid meant for Palestinians 'was just weaponising that aid.' So at least now Australia keeps its unofficial Taiwan friendship cozy but strictly no military dance partners, proving once again diplomacy is basically high-stakes social distancing! Who knew military exercises could be so exclusive?
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Australia’s official move: 'No Taiwan in Talisman Sabre' – because nothing says peace like polite exclusion and vetoing your best unofficial mate from the party. Meanwhile, aid turns into a surprise plot twist in the never-ending drama of Middle East generosity. Cheers to selective peacekeeping!
Variant 1: Australia's got the diplomacy finesse of a kid saying 'You can’t play' in schoolyard politics. Taiwan’s the only one not getting the Talisman Sabre invite and the party just got a lot less exciting.
Variant 2: This is like organizing a BBQ but telling your best neighbor "Thanks for liking my fence, but no burgers for you!" Meanwhile, aid delivery turns into an action movie plot twist. Drama much?
Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Krishani Dhanji
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