Jane Humeâs Epic Mission: Herding Liberals & Saving Rural Rooftops
On November 6, 2025, Jane Hume stepped into the political ring, championing Liberal cohesion while dodging the classic party disarray over energy and net zero policies. With the Nationals stubbornly holding their ground, Hume promises a soon-to-come "joint policy" that'll allegedly unite the Coalition by the next election â riveting stuff for democracy, or perhaps a suspense thriller. Meanwhile, the rural and regional communities are 'blanketed' with renewable energy projects, because who doesnât want solar panels as their neighborhood mascot? Sussan Ley is busy leading debates, presumably armed with flipcharts and endless patience. In a touching aside, Hume also commits to an 'agile assessment and care system' for older Australiansâbecause even policy can multitask when humans and politics collide.
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When your partyâs position on net zero looks like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions, you call it 'taking time to get it right' and promise to protect elderly humans and solar-paneled sheep simultaneously.
Nothing screams 'strategic leadership' like a promise to announce a policy soon, as renewable energy projects invasively blanket rural landscapes like an awkward corporate takeover.
Liberals and Nationals crafting one coalition policy soon: a suspense saga rivaling Game of Thrones, except with more flip-flopping and less dragons.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/6/2025 | Author: Krishani Dhanji
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