Australia Rushes To Tell Other Commonwealth They Also Think Prince Andrew Is Awkward
KEY POINTS
- ā¢Anthony Albanese announced on February 24 that Australia has taken the lead in informing other commonwealth nations of its position on former Prince Andrew.
- ā¢Albanese said Australia was first to write to Starmer and will continue to communicate its stance to the realm countries.
- ā¢Bob Breunig highlighted that prosperity in Australia increasingly depends on whether your parents own assets, underscoring generational divides.
In a plot twist even Prince Andrew didn't see coming, Australian PM Anthony Albanese has decided that Australia must be the first to officially inform commonwealth countries of its stance on Prince Andrew's reputationābecause obviously, being first is the real victory here. On February 24, Albanese told RN, 'We have initiated it,' humbly bragging that Australia enjoys the rare privilege of telling others what to think. Meanwhile, Aussie wealth gurus like Bob Breunig remind us prosperity increasingly hinges on parental asset ownership, which makes concerns about royal scandals seem economically almost relatable. Emails, podcasts, and free apps are ready for anyone daring enough to keep up.
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Australia wanted to be the first to tell everyone that Prince Andrewās social calendar is officially DEAD. Priorities: cancel royalty before breakfast.
Because nothing screams leadership like sending group texts about your friend who just can't catch a break on the global stage.
Australia bragging about informing other countries on royals is peak 'I RSVPād first to a party no one wanted to attend.'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 2/24/2026 | Author: Nick Visser
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