Sussan Leyâs Support Meltdown: Miracles Required ASAP
On November 7, 2025, Liberal Senator Sarah Henderson bravely announced she canât endorse Sussan Ley as leader because, shocker, Ley is "losing support" despite the Coalitionâs desperate hope for a miracle comeback. During the Sky News confessional, Henderson confessed that while things arenât "travelling well," sheâs still clinging to the faint hope that the political phoenix might rise. Meanwhile, she promised to be authentic and honestâa refreshing admission that within party loyalty, honesty is the real rare commodity. This leadership saga is so dramatic it probably deserves its own reality showâ'The Coalitionâs Miracle Recovery, If It Happens.'
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Sussan Leyâs leadership is like a GPS stuck in recalculating modeâSarah Hendersonâs support fading but still bedside hoping for divine intervention. Politics: where honesty means admitting youâre losing but praying for miracles anyway.
Itâs comforting to know while Sussan Leyâs support evaporates, Senator Hendersonâs faith in miracles remains embarrassingly unfazed. Who needs votes when youâve got optimistically delusional positivity?
Watching Leyâs leadership tank while Henderson preaches honesty is like seeing a failing business owner telling customers 'Trust me, bankruptcy is just a stepping stone.' So authentic, yet so doomed.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/7/2025 | Author: Nick Visser
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