Australia Says No Nukes, But Still Loves BBQ Explosions
In a plot twist no one saw coming, two-thirds of Aussies apparently support ratifying a treaty banning nuclear weapons, marking a rare moment where everyone agrees nukes are bad. This poll drop landed on Hiroshima's atomic anniversary, reminding us all 'Most Australians support ratifying the global treaty banning nuclear weapons.' Which is basically saying, 'Yes, let's get rid of stuff that can vaporize cities, thanks.' Meanwhile, Australians can still enjoy their daily news podcasts and breaking emails without worrying about mushroom cloudsâat least officially.
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(1 of 3)Australia backs banning nukes but still uses the word 'explosive' for every BBQ last chance to prove they're deadly... with sauce, not warheads. #PeaceAndSausages
If Australians supporting a nuclear ban is the biggest security threat, global peace might be winning faster than internet cat videos.
Two-thirds saying no nukes is the Australian equivalent of agreeing pineapple doesnât belong on pizza. Controversial but ultimately right.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Nick Visser
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