Coalition’s Nuclear Fix: Market Magic or Mad Science?
David Littleproud insists the Coalition won’t bomb the electoral booth again by backing nuclear power, claiming they’ll just 'let the market do it.' Meanwhile, regional Australia gets a front-row seat to a renewable showdown, with towns 'torn up' by projects supposedly threatening food security and nature. Toss in Artificial Intelligence as the economy's new wonder tool, and you’ve got a cocktail of political cocktail chatter that's part policy, part soap opera. Somewhere between lifting moratoriums and spinning 'swings and roundabouts,' Australia’s politicians are juggling billions and debating deals faster than anyone can say 'Thriving Kids.'
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Promising to ‘let the market do it’ for nukes sounds precisely like handing keys to a toddler in a security deposit vault. Australian regional towns brace for the latest upgrade in political dodgeball, starring renewable projects and AI hype.
Oh look, Australia’s politicians want to ‘lift the moratorium’ on nuclear power and ‘let the market do it’—because trusting free markets with fission is always the smoothest road to progress.
Regional Australia: where renewable projects are the iceberg and locality dreams the Titanic. At least AI gets a mention as the shiny new distraction in this political circus.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/24/2025 | Author: Royce Kurmelovs
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